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well where do i start well where do my friends start actaully. Because i think of my self dirrently of my self then those bastards do but i guess their opinions count...
Anyway if i were to combine all the things that all my closest freinds, yes beleive it my closest friends say these things about meand my enimies r even worst. Their synopsis of me is a weird,metrosexual,pychopatic,dirty,overly-inteligent(the only seemingly positive one,dirty mexican, the one wit the filthy mustache,the boul wit tha good good hawr!!,emo-nigga(don't ask me),cunt ass bitch(my like best friend),gay(of course even though i'm not...maybe bi in distant future...i can't predidct the future),the smartest-dumb-person in the world,blackie(even though i'm like light-skinned),nigga-rican,a deportee from mexico who was born in the back of a taco bell's dumpster,sociopath(oh lets not forget this one, lets never forget my best friend's fav thing to call me),pretty boul, weird wierdo machine.

i know u don't have to tell me that i have the best friends in the world.. i already know.But from all these things tha people call me u will probably think that i ttake thinngs sitting down, i really really don't. Thats why only my friends say these things bout me...well actaully people like say wat ever they want to me because i tell everyone that i prefer when someone tells me something to my face and never to my face.

but i like everything and everything i like i do well....that sounding very inappropiate but it wasn't ment to be that way i promise...

i dress how i feel. One day i'll dress goth when i'm depressed, punk when i want to have fun ,grunge becuz i like the music,hip-hop when i'm feeling phunky phresh lol,a fresh white tee and some jeans...NEVER I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS THEY MAKE ME SICK.....

I caterogize my looks as dog date rape on a saturday night without any lube or condoms.But for some otherwordly reason people r always complimenting my looks:sexy, sexy ass bitch,hottie,adorable,cute....you people will see.If u want to see horrific old pics when i had miserable acne..i'll wait to put pics on live journal untill christmas when i get my new camera yay!

i consider my self a skitso. I like change my voice sometimes so i can sound like an array of things and people lol. i can be a pychopath, serial rapist,old woman,deep-voice gangster,wee lil girl whoo happens to severe people's head and much more.......

in my future i wish to either a japanese animator or voice actor for an engklish version of an anime

i'm boutto make a band with that best freind lady you keep hearing about.we need a drummer!!!!!!IF ANY ONE IS OUT THERE IS A DRUMMER FOR HIRE PLEASE CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to sanity..mostly.But anyway we know the band name and we have a lyricist/singer lady aka that girl,a bassist aka me anwaro/onwar(the real way u prononce my name)/rican/andrew,a gutarist aka another girl....too many girls even though i'm not gay.H ow does that even sound?

well beside all this bullshit, i like anime more than life, but i hate life so thats not a good comparison.But i think u get it.i solve all my problems through pychology. i give good advice that is never bias becuz of this. my preference in women are asianss...well any girl with hair, pretty hair. my women nedd to have tatse in fashion and have a good head on their shoulders and i don't mean this in a negative way..or do i?

NO BAD ANWAR! SEE THATS WAT HAPPENS WHEN I LET ONE OF MY SEVERAL PERSONALITES GET OUT OF THEIR CAGES!!

and my fav literary term thing is the rat droppings as u can clearly see:.....................................................

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